Here they are, listed in order of posting, our latest list of favorite tweets over the past week featuring comedian Brian Gaar (briangaar.com), two picks from Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope’s best tweets), the very funny Michael Raphone, Sr. (@michael_raphone’s best tweets) and comedian/podcaster Pauly Casillas (http://hellyeahfuckyeahshityeah.com/bios/). If you like their tweets, then be sure to give these accounts a favorite, retweet and follow!
The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) June 5, 2014
Welcome to the Jungle *manager runs over* “What did you say?” *Axl stares at feet* I said welcome to Walmart, have a nice day “Thought so”
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) June 4, 2014
Clifford the Normal Sized Red Dog Who Lives in a Very Tiny Town
— Michael Raphone, Sr. (@michael_raphone) June 3, 2014
I keep other pairs of cargo shorts in the pockets of my cargo shorts.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) June 1, 2014
Yes, that’s a cell phone holster on my belt, and yes, there’s two Pop Tarts in it.
— Pauly Casillas (@PaulyPeligroso) May 31, 2014
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