Here they are, in order of posting date, our latest round of Top Tweets featuring the very funny John Lyon (newest tweets, best tweets), “patrick” in Brooklyn (newest tweets, best tweets), comedy writer Bryan Donaldson (Bryan Donaldson on imdb.com), Piston’s Center Greg Monroe (gregkmonroefoundation.org) and writer Tim Siedell (about.me/timsiedell). If you like their tweets, then be sure to give these accounts a favorite, retweet and follow!
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) July 12, 2014
The year is 2039. It’s been 25 years and the group text continues. Dan sent a pic. Becky said “lol” Mike said “lmao” Free me from this hell
— patrick (@tastefactory) July 11, 2014
Fireworks are illegal here so all my family can play with tonight are lame old sparklers and high powered semi-automatic assault rifles.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) July 4, 2014
Put “sources say” in front of somethin and ppl believe. The “source” might be a hot pocket pack yall dont even kno…lol
— Greg Monroe (@M10OSE) July 3, 2014
For birth control, we use the Eurythmics Method. That’s where I do the robot to “Sweet Dreams,” which quickly puts my wife out the mood.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) July 1, 2014
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