Our latest Top Tweets are here! Here’s our favorites from the past week courtesy of writer and designer Braden Graeber (blog.bradengraeber.com), “Dave” in Alaska (@gneicco’s best tweets), the very funny Jeff Lyons (usedwigs.com), comedy writer Alison Agosti (alisonagosti.tumblr.com) and “Patrick” from Brooklyn (@tastefactory’s best tweets). As always, if you like their tweets, then be sure to give these accounts a favorite, retweet and follow!
A calzone is just an extremely introverted pizza.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) June 23, 2014
I don’t mean to grab, but I’m dyslexic.
— Dave (@gneicco) June 19, 2014
Sorry, I’m not pronouncing Chile like that.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) June 18, 2014
“Hey, what should we use for the World Cup logo? Something that represents soccer?” “Hands? How about a bunch of hands?”
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) June 16, 2014
People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine.
— patrick (@tastefactory) June 16, 2014
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