Here they are, listed in order of posting date, our latest collection of favorite tweets featuring writer Eli Terry (Eli Terry’s best tweets), the very funny Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life’s best tweets), comedy writer Conner O’Malley (about Conner O’Malley), writer Jason Miller (@longwall26’s best tweets), and comedian George Wallace (georgewallace.net). If you like their tweets, then be sure to give these accounts a favorite, retweet and follow!
Took my dad to the park and he bounded out of the car and is already wrasslin’ with the other dads hooting and hollering about gas prices.
— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) June 15, 2014
one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) June 13, 2014
When I hear “welcome to cvs” I know it is Genuine, and not something that was drilled into employees to mindless say or they get in trouble.
— Conner O’Malley (@conner_omalley) June 12, 2014
Not to question The Lord or anything, but it really feels like we only needed one kind of squash.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) June 9, 2014
I wear 3-D glasses to IHOP so it looks like the waitress is actually comin’ to my table.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) June 7, 2014
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