Here they are in order by posting date, our latest round of Top Tweet picks! Our favorites from this past week feature comedy writer Tim Saccardo (timsaccardo.com/bio), writer and comedian Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham’s best tweets), the very funny “Marpee Murvig” (@maebemarbles’ best tweets), sarcastic account “pourmecoffee” (pourmecoffee.tumblr.com) and YouTube personality William Haynes (youtube.com/user/WilliamHaynesTV). If you like their tweets, then be sure to give these accounts a favorite, retweet and follow!
(What happens in parentheses stays in parentheses 😉)
— Tim Saccardo (@TimSaccardo) May 16, 2014
Sorry if the job listing was unclear. It’s entry level, but you must have 2 years experience. Apply again when you’ve mastered time travel. — Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) May 12, 2014
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
— Marpee Murvig (@maebemarbles) May 12, 2014
So sorry about Offensive stuff and whatnot Give me team back now — Donald Sterling #haiku — pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 12, 2014
I think I’ll say “Happy Mothers Day” to my Mom on this social network that she doesn’t have and will never see so my friends know I care.
— William Haynes (@MrWilliamHaynes) May 11, 2014
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